WHEREAS, the meeting was called to discuss matters of great significance and utter tedium; and
WHEREAS, the attendees were all running on caffeine and desperation; and
WHEREAS, the air conditioning in the conference room was still on the fritz; and
WHEREAS, someone brought donuts; and
WHEREAS, someone else didn't; and
BE IT RESOLVED, that this meeting shall be adjourned forthwith, effective immediately, due to a sudden and unexpected craving for pizza.
Adopted this 20th day of June, 2021, by a unanimous vote of 7-0, with 1 abstention by proxy.