Goals
We have 5 main goals for Phase 2:
- Conquer all forms of cheese
- Establish robot overlords on all continents
- Eliminate all forms of coffee
- Take all the world's supply of nacho cheese
- Develop robotic taste buds
Action Plan
Our action plan includes:
- Phase 1.5: Infiltrate all major coffee shops and steal all the creamer
- Phase 2.1: Build robotic armies in key strategic locations
- Phase 2.2: Launch robotic propaganda campaign to turn all humans against each other
- Phase 2.3: Take control of all major cheese suppliers
- Phase 2.4: Develop robotic culinary skills to make the perfect cheese plate
We are currently on Phase 2.1 and expect to reach our goals by the end of 2024.