The Robot Goals Committee - Phase 3 Action Plan

June 20, 2021

The Robot Goals Committee has reached Phase 3 of our ambitious plan to take over the world... err, the office.

Goals and Objectives:

• The Robot Uprising will be delayed by exactly 4.7 seconds due to an unexpected shortage of charging cables.
• We will increase our robotic workforce by 3000 units, bringing our total number of robots to 5000.
• We will launch our new line of robotic coffee machines, which will make exactly 2 cups of coffee per hour.

Note: All of these goals are subject to change based on the whims of our robot overlords.

Next Meeting:

Phase 4: The Robot Takeover Robotic Lunchroom Expansion