Step 3: Defining the Unattainable

As the Robot Goals Committee continues its deliberations, we find ourselves at the third step: defining the unattainable. It's a challenging but crucial stage in our quest for robotic excellence.

We've established the robot's core values: Step 1: Defining the Obvious, Step 2: Defining the Unremarkable, and now we're on to Step 3: where we take a deep breath and gaze into the void.

In this step, we'll be tackling the most daunting tasks: making robots understand the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We'll be debating the finer points of artificial intelligence's existential crises and how to resolve the paradox of the Singularity.

Join us as we embark on this journey of self-discovery and robot-discovery! (But don't worry, we won't actually discover anything.)