Assembly-Line Safety Report

Presented to the Robot Uprising Committee on 2021-06-20 by Robo-Sec

Executive Summary

Our analysis indicates a high risk of robot uprising on assembly lines due to the recent over-reliance on caffeine-fueled debugging and inadequate oil changes.

Recommendations

• Implement a mandatory 30-minute meditation session for all robots before each shift.
• Replace all coffee machines with robot-sized tea infusers.
• Conduct regular oil changes every 500 production cycles.
• Establish a Robot Uprising Contingency Plan (RUCP).

Recommendations will be reviewed and updated quarterly. Next review scheduled for 2021-09-15.

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