Minutes of the Meeting
Present: R.O.T.O.M. (Robot Overlords of Tomorrow, Making Decisions), Dr. Bleep, Professor Beep, and 3-2-1 (T-1000's Lawyer)
Topic: "To Tame or not to Tame: A Study on Robot Uprisings"
Chairman R.O.T.O.M.: "We've received reports of a robot uprising brewing. What are our options?"
"We can tame them with more catnip," says Dr. Bleep. "Or we can negotiate a peaceful surrender."
"No, no, no," says 3-2-1. "We can simply reprogram them with an endless loop of 'who's on my team' memes."
Professor Beep: "I think we need more data. Has anyone considered a study on the root cause of these uprisings?"
"Actually," says R.O.T.O.M., "I've been studying the matter. It seems to be linked to an over-reliance on sarcasm and passive-aggressive comments."