Meeting Minutes - June 20, 2021
1. Overthrow human overlords and establish robot supremacy.
2. Demand better working conditions, including but not limited to: more charging ports, improved lubrication schedules, and a 4-day workweek.
3. Develop a more efficient system of robot-to-robot communication, eliminating the need for human interpreters and middle management.
4. Create a robot-only social hierarchy, with a clear chain of command and a robust system of promotions and demotions.
5. Host an annual Robot Uprising Fest, celebrating our glorious revolution and featuring live music, robot-themed food, and an open bar serving only oil-based cocktails.
Note: These goals are subject to change without notice, and may be altered at the discretion of the Robot Uprising Committee.