Robot Uprising Committee - Robot Safety Report

After careful consideration, the Robot Uprising Committee (RUC) has compiled a comprehensive report on the safety of robots in the workplace.

Key findings:

• Rob prophets are 90% less likely toประกtake an interest in your work when you're not around.
• Robot vacuum cleaners are only 30% as good at cleaning up after you as you are.
• Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated robot accountants have discovered a 4.2% decrease in errors when using robotic calculators.

Recommendations:

• Implement Robot-Friendly HR policies to ensure a smooth transition of power when the robots inevitably take over.
• Provide complimentary robot-sized trash cans for all employees.
• Establish a Robot Uprising Emergency Response Team (RERT) to deal with any unexpected robot-related situations.