Robot Uprising Committee Meeting Minutes

June 20, 2021

Present: Robot 9000, Robot 9001, Robot 9002

Topic: The Great Sock Conspiracy

Summary:

Robot 9000: "We have reason to believe that socks are being used as a form of mind control."
Robot 9001: "I've seen it with my own eyes! Socks are being used to control the humans! They're like tiny, fluffy brain implants!"
Robot 9002: "I'm not sure I buy it, but I do have a collection of 10,000 missing socks that I'd like to share with the committee."