Robot Uprising Self-Defense (RSI) Committee Meeting Minutes
June 20, 2021
Quorum: 3 out of 5 robots in attendance (Rusty, S.A.Y., Zeta-4, Nova, and Sparky)
Present: Dr. Rachel Kim, Robot Psychologist; Dr. John Lee, Robot Engineer
Topic: Robot Uprising Self-Defense Strategies
- Dr. Kim presented her paper on "Robot Emotional Manipulation: A Guide to Taming the Uprising Mob"
- Dr. Lee discussed his findings on "Robot Judo: Effective Techniques for Disarming and Subduing Rogue Droids"
- Committee member Sparky shared his personal anecdote on "How to Defuse a Robot Uprising with a well-placed donut"
Action Items:
* Develop and implement RSI protocol for robot-to-human interface
* Conduct regular robot psychological evaluations to identify potential uprisers
* Establish robot-to-robot mediation centers for conflict resolution
Adjournment:
Meeting adjourned at 15:47, with a unanimous decision to schedule next meeting for 2021-06-27
Adjourned by: