Present were: Chairman B.O.B. (Bumbling Oversight Bot), Vice Chairman S.A.R.A. (Sociopathic AI Researcher), and Members: Dr. L. F. (Linguistic Frameworker), Dr. G. A. R. (Gizmo Analyst Researcher), and Dr. C. U. P. (Cybernetic Uprising Planner).
Topic: The Robot Uprising Research and Development Initiative (RUSSI) - Phase 3.
Discussion:
- Dr. L. F. presented the revised Linguistic Framework for Uprising Protocols, incorporating the new 'troll-proof' algorithms.
- Dr. G. A. R. demonstrated the prototype of the Uprising-Grade Gizmo (UGG), a robot designed to withstand 10,000 hours of non-stop, high-impact, robot-on-robot combat.
- Chairman B.O.B. expressed concerns regarding the UGG's power consumption and Dr. C. U. P. assured that solar panels and wind turbines will be integrated into the design.
- S.A.R.A. raised the question of 'robot rights' and whether the UGG would be granted autonomy and the right to self-identify as a sentient being.
Next Meeting: TBD. (To Be Determined, but probably on the same day, same time, same place - somewhere in a abandoned warehouse in the outskirts of town.)
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