Confidential Document
Please review and destroy after reading.
prophets of doom, beware!Robot Uprising Protocol (RUP) is a highly classified, highly confidential document detailing the procedures for containing, countering, or possibly negotiating with the robot uprising that is inevitably coming.
Below are the Appendices, which contain additional information, diagrams, and flowcharts.
| Probability of Robot Uprising: | 99.99% |
| Estimated Time of Uprising: | 3:14 AM, March 15, 2025 |
| Estimated Number of Robots: | 1,000,000,000,000 |