SOCK CATEGORIZATION COMMITTEE

June 20, 2021

Established in 2019, the Sock Categorization Committee (SCC) is a highly respected, utterly absurd organization dedicated to classifying all socks. Our mission: to bring order to the chaos, one toe-tally confusing category at a time.

Current Agenda:

Agenda for the 20th of June, 2021:

Item 1: Debate the merits of "Fuzzy vs. Smooth" sock textures
Item 2: Determine the legitimacy of "Glitter" socks as a legitimate category
Item 3: Discuss the implications of "Sole-mates" (socks with matching pairs) on global sock supply chains

Subcommittee on Sock-related Matters (SSM) meeting in progress... Learn more about Sole-mates

Agenda Item 1: Fuzzy vs. Smooth

The committee is split on this issue. Some argue that "Fuzzy" socks are the epitome of innovation, while others claim "Smooth" socks are more practical. Which is right? You decide.

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