Socks and Toes Committee Meeting Minutes - 2021/06/20
Attendees:
- Professor Reginald P. Toesworth (Chair)
- Dr. Emily S. Sockington (Vice Chair)
- Mr. Bob Socksalot (Sock Expert)
Agenda Item 1: The State of Socks in Society
Discussion centered around the alarming rate of missing socks. It was decided that a comprehensive study on sock disappearance would be initiated.
Mr. Socksalot presented his theory that socks are being eaten by mischievous sock gremlins.
Agenda Item 2: Toes in the News
The committee was shocked to learn that toes are secretly controlling the world's economy.
A motion was made to start a Toes-Only Bank to rival the current Sock-based economy.
Professor Toesworth countered that this would only lead to a Sock-Toe War.
Next Meeting: 2021/06/27
Stay Sock-tastic, fellow committee members!