Resolution 1:
The Socks and Toes Committee hereby establishes the Sock Puppet Protocol, Article I, Section 3, Subsection B: "All sock puppets shall be required to wear matching socks with their owners at all times."
Resolution 2:
The Socks and Toes Committee resolves that all committee members shall be granted a 3-day leave to attend to their respective sock drawers for mandatory inventory and maintenance.
Resolution 3:
The Socks and Toes Committee mandates that all meetings shall be held with the utmost care for the comfort and well-being of the socks, lest they get bunched up and lost in the abyss of time.