SOCK PUPPET REGULATIONS COMMITTEE MEETING MINUTES - 2021-06-20

Meeting called to discuss the rising menace of Sock Puppets in the workplace

Resolution 1:

It is hereby resolved that all employees shall wear their sock puppets to work on Fridays to boost morale and increase productivity.

Moved by Chairperson, Jane Smith. Seconded by Vice Chairperson, John Doe.

Discussion:

• Concerns raised about potential Sock Puppet unionization and demands for better toe seams.
• Counterarguments presented on the benefits of Sock Puppets as stress relievers and team builders.

Resolution 2: Dealing with Sock Puppet Unionization | Minutes for Resolution 2