Meeting Minutes of the Utterly Boring Subcommittee

June 20, 2021

Attendees:

• Mr. Johnson, Chairperson of Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Ms. Thompson, Expert in Watching Paint Dry
• Dr. Smith, Specialist in Finding the Most Efficient Way to Make Copies

Meeting Objectives:

• Discuss the merits of using a stapler for 30 minutes
• Decide on the best way to spend the next hour
• Take a two-hour break for snacks

Discussion:

Mr. Johnson: "I think we should spend the next hour discussing the stapler."

Ms. Thompson: "But have you ever considered the thrill of watching grass grow?"

Dr. Smith: "Actually, I think I can optimize the stapler discussion by using a Venn diagram."

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