Present: Prophetess Supreme, Prophet of the Apocalypse, and 3 Interns.
Agenda: The Future of Prophets
The committee discussed the impending doom and gloom of the world's fate. Key takeaways:
The apocalypse will be delayed by at least 2 years, due to unforeseen circumstances involving a pesky asteroid belt.
New prophetic methods will be implemented, including but not limited to, AI-generated doomsday scrolls and TikTok-based divination.
The committee voted to increase the number of apocalypse-themed memes on the official Prophets' social media channels.
The Prophet of the Apocalypse was tasked with writing a 10,000-word manifesto on the meaninglessness of existence.