Resolution 2: Prophetic Procrastination
WHEREAS the Prophetic Union has been plagued by an epidemic of creative inertia, and
WHEREAS said inertia has resulted in a backlog of uninspired and unfulfilled prophecies;
NOW, BE IT HEREBY RESOLVED that the following measures be taken to address this scourge:
1. A Prophetic Procrastination Hotline shall be established to provide support and guidance to afflicted prophets.
2. Regular "Prophetic Procrastination Anonymous" meetings shall be held to foster a sense of community and accountability.
3. A "Prophetic Procrastination Recovery Plan" shall be developed, outlining concrete steps to overcome inertia and achieve prophetic fulfillment.
IT IS FURTHER RESOLVED that the Prophetic Union shall appoint a "Prophetic Procrastination Czar" to oversee the implementation of these measures and ensure the eradication of this scourge.
Adopted this 20th day of June, 2021.