Plan A: Rebooting the Apocalypse
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the apocalypse has been delayed for an additional 6 months. New deadline: Rebooting the Apocalypse
Plan B: Abandoning the Surface World
For those who prefer the underwater lifestyle, we've developed a comprehensive plan for establishing an underwater habitat. Learn More
Plan C: Napping Through the Crisis
We've calculated that the most effective way to navigate the coming catastrophe is to simply take a 30-minute power nap. Wake up, and the crisis will be over. Probably.