After hours of deliberation, we have come to a conclusion: Pineapple is not a pizza topping.
The meeting attendees have reached a unanimous decision, with 9 out of 9 voting to remove pineapple as a valid option.
As a compromise, we will offer a special "No-Pineapple" certification for any pizza that proudly displays this badge:
Next Decision: The Great Coffee Creamer Debate
All Decisions
Meeting Adjourned. Please do not remove the meeting room chairs, as we may need them for future decisions.
Meeting started at 9:00AM. Coffee was consumed. Pineapple was discussed. Meeting ended at 10:30AM.
Attendees: Bob (CEO), Jane (COO), Steve (CFO), and 7 others who were only there for the free pizza.
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