Decisions Meeting of 2021-06-20

We gathered in a cramped conference room with a table that was clearly not designed for more than 5 people. The fluorescent lights overhead cast an unflattering glow on the attendees.

Our agenda for today:

• Agenda Of Despair - a list of tasks that will inevitably be delayed or forgotten.
• Action Items Of The Doom - because we all know that's what really matters.
• Break And Run - because we all know that's when the real work gets done.

Decisions Reached

After much deliberation, we reached the following decisions:

• Buy more chairs for the conference room, because 5 people is not a crowd.
• The fluorescent lights will stay, because who needs ambiance, anyway?
• More coffee will be purchased, but not for the attendees. That would be a waste of resources.

Next Meeting

Same time, same place. Don't be late!