Meeting Minutes: 2021-06-20 - More Bad Ideas
Present:
- Manager McBadIdeas
- Intern 1
- Intern 2
Agenda:
- Introduce new policy of requiring all employees to eat only beige-colored food.
- Implement mandatory weekly team-building sessions where everyone has to wear matching plaid shirts.
- Replace all computers with ones that use only 8-bit graphics and beeps loudly whenever you type.
Action Items:
- Assign Intern 1 to research the feasibility of beige-colored food.
- Intern 2 to design the new team-building plaid shirt logo.
- Everyone to start beeping on their computers.
Decisions:
- Beige food will be mandatory for all employees, effective immediately.
- The team-building plaid shirt will be worn on Fridays.
- We will never, ever, ever replace our computers with ones that don't beep.
Next Steps:
- Intern 1 to purchase 1,000 beige-colored lunchboxes.
- Intern 2 to create a plaid shirt design team.
- Everyone to start beeping on their computers, but only between 2-5 PM daily.