DECISION DOCUMENT

The Thing: Decision 2021-06-20

Decision Summary

We, the decision-makers, hereby decide that The Thing shall be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This includes, but is not limited to:

Crunchy edges
Chewy center
Whole thing

Rationale

The Thing is the perfect food for all meals due to its:

Unbeatable protein-to-carb ratio
Unmatched texture variety
Unlimited supply chain

Action Items

We, the decision-makers, shall:

Procure 100 units of The Thing per week
Train 10 employees to handle The Thing
Install a dedicated The Thing elevator for easy transportation

See appendix for further details