MEETING MINUTES - TREE PLANTING INITIATIVE

Present: Bob, Alice, Charlie, Dave

Subject: Tree Planting Initiative Budget

Summary: We discussed the budget for the Tree Planting Initiative. It's not as green as we thought.

Discussion

"We need to plant more trees!" - Bob

"But what about the cost?" - Alice

"I'm willing to donate my entire paycheck!" - Charlie

"You're all crazy! We're already broke!" - Dave

Actions

Bob: "We'll get a grant from the Tree Council!"
Alice: "But what about sustainability?"
Charlie: "Sustainability? Ha! Who needs that?"
Dave: "I'll just plant them all myself!"

Decisions

Resolution 1: We will plant 100 trees in the park.
Resolution 2: We will not use any of our own money for the initiative.
Resolution 3: Charlie is in charge of finding free snacks for the tree planting ceremony.

Next meeting: Free Snacks Initiative

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