Decision 2021-06-20: Tree Pruning Service
It was decided that our trees are too big, too hairy, and too full of squirrels. We will hire a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated tree surgeons to prune our trees in the most efficient and hilarious way possible.
Key Points:
- We will cut down the really big ones first.
- We will make sure to save the squirrels.
- We will use the most advanced pruning techniques known to mankind.
Action Items:
- Procure 1000 pairs of pruning shears.
- Hire 10 tree surgeons.
- Provide them with an endless supply of donuts.
Next Steps:
- Meet with the team of tree surgeons to discuss the plan of attack.
- Provide them with an endless supply of coffee.
- Make sure to bring donuts.
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