Welcome, fresh faces! Today's agenda includes:
- Introduction to our overused jargon
- Review of last quarter's pointless reports
- Discussion of who ate the last donut
- Free time to scroll through our shared memes
Don't forget to bring your own coffee! Or, you know, just use the office coffee machine, it's not like it's been clogging up the filters for weeks.
Also, please note that the air conditioning in the conference room is not working. Again.
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