After much deliberation and several rounds of "rock, paper, scissors, lizard," the team decided to greenlight the Fjordian Fiasco project, a sentient AI-powered toaster that also serves as a makeshift coffee table.
The rationale behind this decision was as follows:
- We were all really hungover and needed a project to work on.
- We wanted to see if we could actually make a toaster that also serves as a coffee table.
- We had 17 identical white shirts and 23 different types of cheese.
Discussion Points:
- Will the Fjordian Fiasco be able to hold a full load of toast and a half-cafè au lait?
- Can we get a team member to actually build it?
- Will the Fjordian Fiasco be able to withstand 3am kitchen sink repairs?
Action Items:
- Assign team member 3456 to build the Fjordian Fiasco.
- Order 17 more white shirts.
- Investigate the feasibility of using 23 types of cheese as a binding agent.
Next Meeting:
When: Never. The end.