June 20, 2021
Conference Room, Floor 3, Building 42
John Doe, Jane Doe, Bob Smith, and 3 other people who were supposed to be there but weren't.
To discuss the impending doom that is the company's financial situation and how to mitigate its effects.
1. Cut 5% of the company's budget by firing 3 people.
2. Implement a new coffee machine that only accepts Bitcoin.
3. Schedule a meeting to discuss the new coffee machine.
John will investigate alternative coffee machine options.
Bob will draft a memo on the importance of firing people.