Decision 2: The Great Sock Puppet Theater Uprising
This meeting was called to discuss the Sock Puppet Theater's plans for world domination.
- Item 1: Establish Sock Puppet overlordship of the planet
- Item 2: Develop an army of robotic sock puppets for maximum efficiency
- Item 3: Create a Sock Puppet propaganda ministry to manipulate the masses
- Item 4: Host Sock Puppet talent shows in key locations to recruit new members
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Decision 2:
We shall establish Sock Puppet overlordship of the planet.
- Subitem 1: Develop a Sock Puppet flag to be flown at all government buildings
- Subitem 2: Create a Sock Puppet anthem to be sung at all state functions
- Subitem 3: Appoint a Sock Puppet King/Queen to rule with an iron fist
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