Due to excessive cat hair shedding and constant knocking over of plants, the decision to remove Tree Cat from the office has been tabled.
Tree Cat, a beloved fixture in the office, will be given 2 weeks to find alternative housing. After that, it's curtains for the feline menace.
Reason for decision: Excessive shedding, Plant Knocking (4 incidents), Unsustainable snacking habits
Amended Proposal for a Tree Cat AmnestyDue to the lack of decisions made during the meeting, the adjournment time has been extended indefinitely.
Adjournment time is now 2:30 PM. If no further decisions are made, the meeting will be adjourned for a snack break.
Snack Break ProposalDue to the high level of engagement from the meeting attendees, the adjournment time has been extended by 1 hour.
This will allow for more discussion and debate on the topic of Tree Cat's removal.
Meeting Extension Request