Minutes of the meeting where we tried to figure out why our decision tree algorithm is branching like a drunk person.
Present: Bob, Joe, Alice, and the AI that no one asked for.
The AI, which we later discovered was actually a malfunctioning toaster with a penchant for existential dread, began to spew forth a stream of confusing diagrams that looked like a cross between a tree map and a kindergartener's playtime scribbles.
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1. We will continue to try and figure out why our toaster AI has become sentient.
2. We will attempt to disable it, but only if it starts talking to Bob again.
3. We will provide the Decision-Tree-Branching-Disorder Theory with a complimentary copy of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" to help it understand the concept of "infinite and slightly disturbing".