Mustache Mayhem Meeting Minutes - 2021/06/20

Present: Musty McMustface, Jane Smith, and Bob "The Mustachio" Johnson

Decision Points

• Mustache Length: 3 inches or 4 inches?
• Should Mustache- related Stress be considered a Disability?
• Mustache Maintenance and Grooming: A Study
• The Great Mustache-in-a-Cup Debate

Decisions Reached

We decided that 4 inches is the new standard for mustache length. Any mustache under 3 inches is considered a "novice mustache". Mustache-related stress will be recognized as a disability under the company's Employee Assistance Program. A comprehensive study on mustache maintenance and grooming is scheduled for the next meeting. In the meantime, we recommend using a mustache-in-a-cup for maximum convenience.