Meeting Minutes - The Great Pixel Puddle Incident

Meeting Summary

The team gathered to discuss the mysterious case of the pixelated puddle that appeared in the break room. After much deliberation, we have come to the following conclusions:

• It was not caused by the CEO's new haircut, but rather the air conditioning system's attempt to cool itself.
• The pixel puddle's resemblance to a certain type of fruit was purely coincidental.
• Further investigation revealed that the true culprit was actually a rogue intern trying to create a pixelated art piece.

Action Items

We have the following action items for next meeting:

• Implement pixel-puddle-absorption protocol in all break room floors.
• Fire the rogue intern (but not before they finish their pixelated masterpiece).
• Investigate the CEO's new haircut for any further anomalies.