Pizzapocalypse Participation Report

Council of Elders Meeting, 2021-06-20

Action Items:

The Pizzapocalyptic Council of Elders convened today to discuss the imminent threat of the Pizzapocalypse, a calamity of biblical proportions that will bring forth an era of pizza shortages and breadsticks famine.

Key Takeaways:

• Confirmed: The impending doom of the Pizzapocalypse will not be prevented by a single, heroic pizza delivery guy.
• Agreed: The Council will convene emergency meetings every Friday at 3 PM to address the unfolding catastrophe.
• Decided: All council members will don tin foil hats to deflect the mental health impacts of a pizza-less existence.

Next Steps:

1. Establish Pizzapocalypse Response Team (PRT) to coordinate pizza procurement and rationing efforts.

2. Develop Pizzapocalypse Survival Manual, a comprehensive guide to navigating a world without pizza.

3. Conduct Pizzapocalypse Risk Assessment to identify areas of highest risk.

Pizzapocalypse Risk Assessment

Pizza Procurement Strategy