June 20, 2021

The day the pizza toppings went rogue.

It started with a single slice.

A lone pepperoni, once so innocent, began to roll off the counter, gathering speed and momentum as it slid across the table.

Others followed, a tidal wave of toppings, each one more chaotic than the last.

The mozzarella, once so serene, now tangled with the sauce, a messy, melted mess.

Chili flakes danced across the surface, a miniature snowstorm of spice.

We tried to stop it. We really did. But it was too late. The toppings had already formed a union, demanding better working conditions, higher pay, and more olives.

The pizza apocalypse had begun.

For more on the great pizza uprising, visit our subpage:

Pizzapocalypse 2.0: The Union's Demands Pizzapocalypse Case Studies: Lessons Learned Pizzapocalypse 2.0: The Aftermath
Pizzapocalypse 2.0: The Sequel That Never Ends

Topping Tracker

Topplings Quantity
Pepperoni 23
Mozzarella 17
Chili Flakes 42
Topping Union Reports

Topping Union Meeting Minutes

  1. Meeting called to order at 14:00 hours.
  2. Roll call: Pepperoni, Mozzarella, Chili Flakes, etc.
  3. Union demands better working conditions, higher pay, and more olives.
  4. Pizza shop management refuses to negotiate.
  5. Pizza shop employees go on strike.
  6. Chaos ensues.