Privacy Policy - 2021-06-20

We, the Council of Unicorns and Infinite Puns, respect your right to bake cookies in the comfort of your own home. However, we also reserve the right to read your browser cookies, if we so desire.

We collect the following information:

• Every keystroke, tap, and click. Yes, we're watching.
• The color of your socks, if they're worn on Tuesdays.
• Your deepest, darkest fears, if you dare to share them with us.

We use this information to:

• Personalize your experience with our website.
• Develop new and innovative ways to sell you more cat food.
• To predict the exact number of cats you'll have in your future.

For more information on our cookie-baking policies, please visit our Cookie Policy page.