Project Budget 2021-06-20: The Forecasting Fiasco

As of June 20th, 2021, the forecast is looking grim. Our team of expert crystal ball-readers has predicted:

• 50% chance of project delays due to unexpected coffee machine malfunctions.
• 30% chance of spontaneous combustion of the project manager.
• 20% chance of the entire team being replaced by robots.

But don't worry! Our team is on top of it, with a comprehensive plan in place to deal with these... "challenges."

**Current Budget Status:** $10,000 (of which $8,000 is allocated for emergency coffee machine repairs)

**Recommended Action Items:**

• Invest in backup coffee machine insurance.
• Develop contingency plan for project manager's spontaneous combustion prevention.
• Replace human team members with more cost-effective robots.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.