Resolution Resolution Resolution

A meeting of the most highly esteemed Resolution Resolution Resolution Council (R3) took place on this day. The council, comprised of the most brilliant minds in the land, gathered to resolve the most pressing issues of the realm. After several hours of heated discussion, the following resolutions were passed:

Resolution 1: More Puns Will Be Made

The council voted unanimously to increase the use of puns in all official communications by 5000%. This will be achieved through mandatory weekly "Pun Fridays" where employees are forced to share their most clever wordplay.

Resolution 2: Bigger Meeting Rooms Will Be Provided

To accommodate the growing number of attendees, the meeting rooms will be expanded to accommodate at least 500% more chairs. This will be achieved through the installation of 1000 new chairs, each one more ergonomic than the last.

Resolution 3: More Coffee Will Be Provided

The council also voted to double the amount of coffee provided to each meeting. This will be achieved through a partnership with a local, artisanal coffee roaster who will provide the finest, most expensive coffee beans in the land.

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