Dieting Action Plan 2021

Today's agenda: Snacks. Lots and lots of snacks.

Action Item 1: Eat 5+ cups of popcorn while watching cat videos. Phase 1: Crunchy vs. Chewy.

Action Item 2: Consume a 2-liter bottle of soda while pretending it's a science experiment. Phase 2: Carbonation Levels

Action Item 3: Develop a snack-based workout routine prophets of doom. Phase 3: Snack-Fueled Endurance

Action Item 4: Write a strongly worded letter to the snack food industry demanding more variety. Phase 4: The Snack Manifesto

Action Item 5: Declare snack time a national holiday. Phase 5: Snack Utopia