The Neuro-Optimization Committee

We're a group of experts who've been tasked with optimizing the human brain for maximum productivity. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Our mission is to identify and eliminate unnecessary thoughts, feelings, and emotions that hinder productivity. We've got our work cut out for us.

Meet our team:

Stay tuned for more updates on our progress and breakthroughs in the field of neuro-optimization.

View our committee agenda for today's meeting

Read the minutes from our last meeting