Today's agenda: Discussing Proposal 3, Phase 1. Because we're all just winging it and hoping for the best.

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine is Broken (Again)
• Item 2: The Interns are Eating All the Cookies
• Item 3: Our Boss is Still on Vacation (We're Starting to Worry)

Subtopics:

• The Coffee Machine's Demise
• Cookie Heists and Their Consequences
• prophets of Profit: The Boss's Island Getaway

Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place. Hopefully, the Coffee Will be Fixed.

• Phase 2: The Descent into Madness