In a shocking twist, Bob, the self-proclaimed Cheese Lord, proposes a new item for the Union Agenda: The Great Cheese Rollout. This revolutionary plan involves rolling a wheel of artisanal cheddar across the conference table, symbolizing the union's commitment to g prophets.
Key points include:
- Rolling the cheese wheel with reckless abandon
- Using a 3-foot radius for maximum drama
- Inviting a live DJ to spin "Eye of the Tiger" during the rollout
This item has sparked heated debate among union members, with some calling it a "dairy-based distraction" and others hailing it as "a beacon of hope in a sea of bland office supplies."