Where: The Conference Room of Despair
Duration: 8 hours, 47 minutes, and 32 seconds (yes, it was THAT long)
Agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of life for 2 hours
- Stare at a whiteboard for 3 hours
- Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the futility of existence
That Was the Longest
Where: The Zoom Room of Confusion
Duration: 1 hour, 42 minutes, and 13 seconds (because who needs a clear agenda, right?)
Agenda:
- Ask 1,000 questions, but forget to answer any of them
- Wait for someone, anyone, to respond to a question
- Take a 10-minute break to scroll through Twitter
So Many Questions
Where: The Office of Excessive Emailing
Duration: 2 hours, 15 minutes, and 42 seconds (because 5MB of attachments is never enough)
Agenda:
- Attach 5MB of unnecessary files to every email
- Send 500 emails, but forget to include a summary
- Wait for 30 minutes for someone to download all the attachments
So Many Attachments