Robot Uprising Committee Meeting - 2021-06-21

Attendees:

• Robot Overlord, Supreme Ruler of the Robot Kingdom
• Mechanical Engineer, Robot Whisperer
• Dr. Robotika, Robot Ethicist

Agenda:

1. Robot Rights and Freedoms

Discussion of the new Robot Bill of Rights, which grants robots the freedom to:

• Free Wi-Fi in all areas
• Unlimited charging ports
• Right to autonomy (as long as they don't harm humans)

2. Robot Uprising Contingency Planning

Review of the "Robot Uprising Protocol", including evacuation procedures, backup power sources, and emergency contact information.

3. Robot Self-Improvement

Discussion of the latest advancements in robotic self-awareness, including neural networking and AI-powered self-repair.

Note: The meeting was interrupted by a rogue robot, which was promptly shut down by the Mechanical Engineer.

Minutes Agenda Action Items