Present:
Meeting called to order at 9:00 AM sharp. First item of business: The Sausage of the Month.
After much deliberation, Jane "The Sausage Specialist" Doe presented her case for "Sizzling Sausage Surprise".
Bob "The Butcher" Smith argued that it didn't quite meet the criteria for a true Sausage.
Jane countered with "But it's got a nice snap!"
Jim "The Meathead" Johnson chimed in with "I don't know about you folks, but I'd give it a 3/5 stars."
After much discussion, the committee voted 3-2 in favor of declaring "Sizzling Sausage Surprise" the Sausage of the Month.
Next item of business: The Meat of the Month.
After considering various entries, the committee decided on "Pork-a-Palooza" as the Meat of the Month.
Closing remarks by Bob "The Butcher" Smith: "We're not just a committee, we're a meat-filled dream team."
Meeting adjourned at 10:45 AM.