9:00 AM - Welcome and Sycophancy - Please arrive on time, or don't.
9:15 AM - Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts - Discussion of the donuts that went missing from the break room last week. Read more about Donut Gate
10:15 AM - Agenda Item 2: The Future of AI in Meeting Management - Presentation by our team of experts on how to automate meeting minutes, and also how to make the perfect cup of coffee. View presentation slides
11:15 AM - Break - Please take a 15-minute break to refresh your minds, and also your coffee.
11:30 AM - Agenda Item 3: The Importance of Proper Handshakes - A discussion on the art of the proper handshake, and how to avoid the dreaded "dead fish" handshake. Read more on Handshake Etiquette
12:30 PM - Adjournment - Meeting will adjourn, and we will all be free to go back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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