Minutes of Meeting 2021-06-21: The Great Pizza Topping Heist

Meeting Summary

The Council of Time-Space Anarchists gathered to discuss the pressing issue of pizza topping theft. Reports of missing pepperoni, stolen olives, and hijacked pineapple have been flooding in from across the timeline.

Action Items

• Establish a task force to investigate the Great Pizza Topping Heist
• Implement a system of temporal surveillance to monitor pizza topping transactions
• Offer rewards for information leading to the capture of the topping thieves

Decisions

• Authorize the use of time-space continuum hacking to track the culprits
• Assign agent 'Zorg' to lead the task force
• Establish a 'topping amnesty' program to encourage topping witnesses to come forward

Next Meeting: 2021-06-28

For more information, see: Reports from the Field

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, see: Evidence from the Scene of the Crime