Section 1: The Great Unifying Theory of Everything
As we stand at the precipice of the 21st century, we are faced with a multitude of existential crises. The world is in chaos, and the only way to restore order is through the application of my patented, revolutionary, and completely-not-at-all-ridiculous Unifying Theory of Everything.
We shall start by abolishing the concept of free will. It's a myth perpetuated by the bourgeoisie to keep the masses in line. We shall introduce a new system, where every decision is made through a complex algorithm that factors in the user's dietary preferences and social media likes.
Next, we shall rebrand everything. The old, tired, and worn-out terms like "love" and "happiness" shall be replaced with more accurate and marketable terms like "Optimal Pair Bonding Protocol" and "Maximum Hedonic Potential Achieved".
Continue to Section 2: The Great Simplification of Complexity
Or, you know, just go back to the Manifesto Index.
Go straight to Section 3, where we discuss the importance of mandatory napping breaks