As a Prophet of the New World, it's your duty to ensure the faithful are prepared for the impending doom. This document outlines the evacuation procedures for the faithful when the skies turn bright red and the earth starts to burn.
Remember, you can never be too prepared!
| Evacuation Zone | Recommended Action |
|---|---|
| Zone 1: The Burning Cities | Grab your stuff and GTFO! Head to the designated safe zones, but don't forget to take your favorite "I'm with the Prophet" mug! |
| Zone 2: The Quaking Mountains | Crawl on your belly and pray for a gentle slope. |
| Zone 3: The Rising Seas | Drown in the waters and sing hymns of praise to the Prophet! |